Oh my English !

Ayah : Apasal Bahasa Inggeris kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?

Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyak kat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adik jer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.

minum air selipar

Di satu dewan makan skola...
Abu: weh,,pahal air tembikai ni rse len mcm ek??

Ali: la........ko xtaw ke yg abg DM ni kacau air pkai seliper??

Abu: haa???ko biar betik??

Ali: btol ler...ko xcye jom kte gi usha esok

Abu: k2...

ESoknye, dorg pon usha abg tu.....
Ali: ha cube ko tgok tu, die pkai seliper kan..

Abu: mne??xnmpk pon

Ali: cube ko tgok kat kaki die tu, die pkai seliper kan..die x pkai kasut kan...muahaha..ko dah kne..
Abu: #@%$ 

#tetibe aku rasa haus lahh .. hot chocolate satu tauke !! ^^

nak kerja kosong tak ??

Oleh kerana dah boring isi borang kerja kosong tapi asyik tak dapat, Ajoi menggunakan teknik baru supaya company yang dia apply kerja tu beri perhatian kepada permohonannya.

Name : Ajoi

Age : Still young

Sex: Never. Still under age

Religion: I only have experience praying my cat which dead 2 years before

Race: I love to race. How u know?

Nationality : I don’t like National. I prefer Sanyo

IC No.: 6735

Tel No.: My house no telephone

HP No.: Nokia 3310

Address: Jelutong, Penang

City: Nurhaliza?

Postcode: I never post anything

Country: I love travel to London

Status: Secret

EmailAddress : Hotmail

Education Background : My teacher said, not bad

Working Experience : Last time I got sell pirate VCD

Father’s Name : Daddy

Father’s IC No. : U ask him

Mother’s Name : Mummy

Mother’s IC No. : U ask her

Expected Salary : As much as u can pay

When can start work? : Depends on my mood

Highest Qualification : Very high

Grade : Also very high

College/University : College

Signature : Can I use chop??

..de brani apply mcm nie ?? hahaha